As the doctor empties a third needle into my face to temporarily freeze the colonial eye twitch I’ll endure the rest of my life, she chirps, “It’s great that you started this procedure so young: you’ll never get wrinkles!”

via My ancestors survived colonization and all I got was this lousy eye twitch — Moontime Warrior

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  1. I’ve been told I am about the palest white woman there is. Nothing I can do about that! I don’t have much to bitch about, but there you have it. Hope your insurance gets things worked out. Insurance is very frustrating

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